Programming Computer Humor

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Top: Recreation: Humor: Computer: Programming:

• - Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
  
• - Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
  
• - List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
  
• - Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
  
• - Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
  
• - Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
  
• - Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
  
• - Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
  
• - Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
  
• - Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
  
• - Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
  
• - Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
  
• - Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
  
• - Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
  
• - A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
  
• - An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
  
• - Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
  
• - Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
  
• - Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.
  
• - Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
  
• - Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
  
• - Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
  
• - A song kind of by Paul Simon.
  
• - Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.