Humorous Online Oracles Divination

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• - Put your thumb on the image and click the button. After you see your thumb "scanned", your 60's fortune appears.
  
• - Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying.
  
• - Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom.
  
• - Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date.
  
• - Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version.
  
• - "Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told.
  
• - Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life.
  
• - "Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with.
  
• - The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each time you press a button.
  
• - Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser.
  
• - This site generates, at random, fortunes obtained from real fortune cookies, particularly ones that can be enjoyed with the phrase "in bed." Designed for fun only.
  
• - Online oracle where you read the fortune.
  
• - Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave.
  
• - Allows the user to type a question and receive an answer, modified by cream, sugar and decaf options. Also shows five most recent questions.
  
• - Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability.
  
• - Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response.
  
• - Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball.
  
• - Real web Chinese fortune cookie.
  
• - Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple scripts.
  
• - Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer.
  
• - "The only prophetic device guaranteed to see the future with your self-esteem in mind."